Thursday 6 June 2019

What to do with your dog’s poo?


What goes in, must come out, but where it lands can cause some doubt.
Doggy doo upon the lawn can make an owner quite forlorn.
What to do one well might ask, to remove said droppings from said grass.
Hold your breath, don’t look around, don’t focus too hard on the brown.
Think of all the good you’ll do when you bend down to scoop that poo.
The lake and swim spots will be cleaner without gut-processed Fido dinner.
But how can all this come to be with just your dog and only thee?
A plastic bag can do the job of picking up your pooch’s log.
Make one bag fit you like a glove, and all that dog doo in it shove.
Another bag, or two or three, will help carry the load to a repository.
Once off the ground inside you’ll glow, cause doing the right thing costs less you know.
Two hundred bucks you could be shorter if caught without your pooch poo porter.

By Suzanne Pritchard

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